Question: If you could live life forever, would you and why?

Answer: “ I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” –Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

 

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cannot help but cry. I mean that I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff—Mariah Carey

 

“Smoking kills. If you have killed, you have lost a very important part of your life.”—Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti smoking campaign.

 

“I have never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

 

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

 

“I am not going to have some reporters pawing though out our papers. We are the president.” –Hilary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

 

“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I am just the one to do it.” A congressional candidate in Texas

 

“I do not feel we did wrong in taking this country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new lands, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.”—John Wayne

 

“Half this game is ninety percent mental.” Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

 

“It is not pollution that is harming the environment. It is the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”—Al Gore, Vice President

 

“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.” –Dan Quale

 

“It is no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another” George Bush, US President

 

“We have got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” –Lee Iococca

 

“I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I associated in furthering that version”—General Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

 

“The word ‘genius’ is not applicable in football. A genius is a guy like_______________Norman Einstein” Joe Theisman, NFL quarterback and sports analyst.

 

“If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.”—Bill Clinton, President

 

“We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. “—Al Gore, VP

 

“Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.”—Keppel Enderberry

 

“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a chance in your circumstances.”—Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

 

“ If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there will be a record.”—Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman